Right. I may just be a dumb country oik, up from the sticks and trying desperately not to let my big-city ignorance shine through, but I know that the sun does NOT shine brighter on the south-side, nor do flowers smell sweeter, food taste better or the pints cost less. Why then was I able to make it into town in FIFTEEN minutes this morning? FIFTEEN MINUTES. I was on Dame Street at 8.20am, where I stood and gummed surprise for about half an hour. I mean: Good grief! I leave my home in Santry at 7.30 most mornings and only make it to work after a twenty minute walk and at least an hour on a bus. It's not like I want to live on the South-side, with all the even-numbered toffs, but come on! They get more time in bed than us!
That's it. I'm petitioning Bertie to have the port tunnel works and O'Connoll street moved over there. US NORTH SIDERS ARE THE BLACKS OF DUBLIN.
Or something equally dated and limp-wristed.
11 comments:
lucy did you pull sum southsider just so ya could get to work early -slut?
I stayed with Marie, the ultimate in slutty south-siders. Watch your mouth, jackass.
What do you expect living in Santry. Its practically Ballymun.
I have found the key to living on the Northside is To work near where you live.
Also, only live in Castleknock.
Yeeeeeeah. There's a reason the lowest property prices in Dublin are in Castleknock. Wise up, man
Surely you shouldn't be commenting on your comments?
GET OUT AOIFE!
pooooooooooooooo
i agree with you wholeheartedly lucy.
you are just a dumb country oik.
Lowest Prices? Methinks not. I dont like Internet McCartan.
The keyboard makes you mean.
cos normally i'm all heart.
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