- I forgot to buy tights for tonight
- I forgot to buy food for tonight
- I forgot to buy drink for tonight
- I forgot to buy anyone's Christmas presents
- Someone told me the new Harry Potter release date and I have no-one to tell. I hate this
- Christmas is Friday. FRIDAY. Did you know about this? They should advertise the damn thing better or something.
- I lost my packet of Hubba bubba somewhere in the management section and when I went back for it someone had robbed it. Bloody students
I am awash with worry. I am going to go lie down in the staff room until someone comes looking for me. Probably be about 2007.