Monday, December 06, 2004

Reality Bites

My co-workers hate me. This is weird for me. Everyone who knows me likes me. Or else they're polite enough to pretend they do. How did I end up with a bunch of feckers that not only hate me but who don't even have manners enough to feign liking me?



Linus said...

A lot of people make the mistake of thinking that the way around this is to become more loveable yourself. Don't fall into this trap.

Instead, pick the weakest member of the heard, and assassinate their character, with lies, obfuscation, and base deeds which would seem churlish to a Nazi. All offices run on the principle of having a weak link who is generally loathed. Make someone that person, then hound them mercilessly until they attempt to take their own life. Then ease up, we're not monsters.

Anonymous said...

I thought my co-workers hated me-until I left two fingers in the air. If you could see my 'sorry you are leaving' card and the love, warmth, praise and affection flowing out of it-there's a thought-do you think I could use it as a section of my cv?