Because of the terrific response I got to my birthday declaration to Ashling last week*, I have decided in the interests of the already exhausted forests of the world to eschew all future card-sending and just give people a post-it on their birthday with my web address on. Here's another: Happy 22nd Donna (Sunday) and Joanne (yesterday)! I know, I'm brilliant. You're welcome!
Lucy: Did you see your birthday present?
Ashling: Ooh, did you get me one then?
Lucy: Certainly did! A birthday announcement on my blog!
Ashling: Oh. Right. No gift tokens, no?