Tuesday, July 19, 2005

I Think I Smell A Rat

I have just heard a rumour that Jack White married the red-headed model [Karen Elson is her name apparently. I doubt the veracity of this though. I mean, Karen! Who's called Karen nowadays?] from his Blue Orchid video in Brazil last week. A REDHEAD. I mean,...? I may have to recant all my previous pledges of love and devotion if he persists in acting in such a reckless and downright stupid manner. What WAS he thinking? Does he want to perpetuate the race or summat?


Curly said...

Not heard the rumour but I can tell that they are gonna be friends.


Voodoolady said...

Lucy, lucy, lucy, that rumour is so 2 weeks ago. It was reported on many a showbiz website (perezhilton, sky showbiz, pink is the new blog) as fact all those weeks ago. I think you're losing your touch.

Linus said...

Ginger should be drowned in a bucket.

I'd add more, but I'm too consumed with hate for the race.

Is said...

It's not a rumour, it's true - it was reported on the bbc website 7 weeks ago.

Old, old, old news.