Saturday, January 22, 2005

Blog Visitors: 64

I am climbing the charts! Slowly but surely I am edging up my visitor numbers! Not through anything of my doing, obviously, because I am terrifically lazy and would very much like to become an internet celebrity through someone else's hard work, but it is happening none the less. I expect this is what Girls Aloud felt like when they were going for Christmas number one. And then they were pipped by that crummy Band Aid single! What a con.

Nobody comments though. Don't you know that comments are my lifeline? I understand if my colossal intelligence is intimidating and you really can't think of anything to say that might equal my hilarious anecdotes but please, do comment. Even if it's just a simple 'Lucy- you rock' or 'Lucy- you are the most fabulously lovely creature I have ever seen, can I take you out for a drink? Or, since I am not worthy of your fabulousness, let me post you the money in an envelope and you can buy yourself the drink.' All good things, people.

My sister has developed a slight complex regarding my blog. Having read it once or twice, she has concluded that everything she says is fair-game to be uploaded and shared with the world. Last weekend, while recounting a humiliating romantic disaster she had suffered during the week, she paused eyed me suspiciously and said, 'You're not going to put this in your blog, are you?'
Not likely, I exclaimed. Why would I post about other people when it is obvious that there are sixty-four people out there that like to read about me, and only me? I ask you! The vanity of this girl!

So why no comments, people? Where is the love, as the Black Eyed Peas might say. And Valentines is coming up and all!

9 comments:

Mossy said...

Lucy- you are the most fabulously lovely creature I have ever seen, can I take you out for a drink? Or, since I am not worthy of your fabulousness, let me post you the money in an envelope and you can buy yourself the drink.

Mossy said...

Lucy- you rock

Chris Cope said...

Lucy- you are the most fabulously lovely creature I have ever seen (even though I have never seen you), can I take you out for a drink (even though you live thousands of miles away)?

Misspent Life said...

I don't know if we should indulge your omphaloskeptic comment-postings by actually commenting on them.

But what else can one say that Chris hasn't said above. Honestly, what else?

Lucy said...

Ha! I have checked and America is a mere 3000 miles away! And 'omphaloskeptic' isn't even a word, I looked it up! You can't outsmart me!

Misspent Life said...

Omphaloskeptic is the adjective of omphaloskepsis, which is a word. Okay, so maybe I conjectured the adjective, but omphaloskepsis is my favorite word (along with cacahuates and Universalschraubenschlussel).

Lucy said...

But what does it MEAN? If I am being insulted I demand to know it!

Misspent Life said...

Omphaloskepsis means the act of contemplating ones navel, from the Greek word ompahlo (belly) and skepsis (look)

Anonymous said...

lucy although i admit you are amazing etc i reckon however you should be purchasing the drinks - it is you who has recently invested in an overdraft!