Thursday, April 13, 2006
Wheelly Good Fun
Carraiges are in! The rattle slightly though. Also there are no bars in them to hold people in their seats. I can just see all the shitheads standing up in them and rattling them and fucking stuff out between the bars. Bastards. Then again, if people were locked in how would one smooch one's loved one at the top? Tricky.
I expect they'll be putting the bumper cars together for the summer tomorrow. You may look forward to an equally thrilling series on their construction. Perhaps a workman will get a limb caught in some fierce, gripping part of the machinery and we can get a bit of gore into my excellent photostory.
Not that I'm pushing for this to happen of course. I'm lovely really. I just hide it well.