Thursday, April 13, 2006

Wheelly Good Fun


Carraiges are in! The rattle slightly though. Also there are no bars in them to hold people in their seats. I can just see all the shitheads standing up in them and rattling them and fucking stuff out between the bars. Bastards. Then again, if people were locked in how would one smooch one's loved one at the top? Tricky.

I expect they'll be putting the bumper cars together for the summer tomorrow. You may look forward to an equally thrilling series on their construction. Perhaps a workman will get a limb caught in some fierce, gripping part of the machinery and we can get a bit of gore into my excellent photostory.

Not that I'm pushing for this to happen of course. I'm lovely really. I just hide it well.

8 comments:

Marie said...

Fancy a romantic spin on it at the weekend??? Not with me obviously but I think i maybe able to find someone who might be interested... don't hurt me (again)

Huw said...

This has been just like that flashy time-lapse photography I see in those films and such like. Well done.

Joey said...

Im getting increasingly worried about your mental health. Do you want to get away from tramore for the long weekend? Seamus and Bridie could put you up. Or fly over to me.

Joey said...

Oh my god, old people are so funny. There's an old chap beside me and not only is he having difficulty with his mouse, he can't work his chair either.

Chris Cope said...

The carriages look like 1960s go-go dance cages. This fits with the 70s porn theme of yesterday.

Misspent said...

Do Irish carnies have small hands? Or are your carnies gyp..er, Roma? Do they have small hands? Whoever your carnies are, do not get on the ride unless the operator has SMALL HANDS. And smell them for cabbage. OK, I'm done shamfully ripping off Mike Meyers and will go back to lurking now.

BTW, my word verification is cqepapu. That could be someone's name. Charles Qepapu. You could call him Chuck for short. Chuck Qepapu.

Joey said...

It looks like the weather's clearing up in Waaaaaaterford. Which is a plus.
Chuck Qepapu sounds like a 70's porn star. This is the theme that just keeps giving.

Elisa said...

Is the 'rollercoaster' set up yet? I was down there a few years ago and the cross-eyed monkey man running it wouldn't let us go until we made sure to 'KEEP YOUR HANDS INSIDE THE CARRIAGE AT ALL TIMES... KEEP THEM IN! I SAID KEEP THEM IN.'

I'm not sure who he was talking to as we were sitting with our hands clasped to the safety bar with fear that the thing was about to rattle itself apart.