Friday, February 04, 2005

We've All Been There

Email recieved from Ms McIntyre earlier this afternoon:

'Oh god I replied to u and sent it too him oh god I may well die'

Ouch. Too distressed to run spell check, Ashling? Your situation is indeed dire.


claire said...

Lucy i am highly confused.... you were once funny but now you are just plain weird!!!! I do not know what you are talking about at all. To try to understand I checked out Miss Mcintyre but learnt nothing more than the unuseful piece of information that you choose friends who are totally different from you!!!!!

What are you talking about here..... a blog is for public knowledge ... so come on tell the world exaclty what Ms Mcintyre sent to him!!!!

Linus said...

It's pretty obvious really.

'Ashling + Mr. X. 4EVA xxxooo'

That's how these things, go, I think. Possibly with a few more or less x's or o's, depending on the depth of feeling.

Anonymous said...

I can now reveal that I am Mr X, the mysterious "him" to whom the notorious email was misdirected. I am not proud of being Mr. X, but there it is, somebody must be Mr X and so I am cast in this miserable role forever. Furthermore, I should like to point out that there is no need for Ms McIntyre to die or even slap herself in the head with a loud "doh!". Indeed, if she were to send me another email with a few additional indiscreet comments about how terrible I am, then I think we can clear this awful problem up once and for all.

- Mr Stephenexe.

claire said...

Seriously am I on glue is that why I have no idea what anybody is talking about here???

Lucy said...

Claire- dearest, darling, dumbest.
The long and short of it is that Ashling was emailing me and I questioned her on the progress of a particular 'friendship' she was nurturing. She wrote in her reply (which she eventually sent on to me to help me understand the humilation she had suffered in misaddressing it)her most personal feelings and thoughts on the nature of this 'friendship' as well as very indiscreet details of her fondness for various body-parts of her 'friend'.

Being the floppy-minded div that she is, Ashling then addressed the reply mail to the PERSON BEING DISCUSSED IN THE EMAIL, instead of me. Gettit?

This is beyond all shadow of a doubt one of the stupidest things she has ever done. And that's saying something.