I have an awful dilemma. My sister and her friend, Jenny, are coming up for a visit tomorrow and are expecting to go out on the town on Friday. Here's the problem: I haven't a clue where to take them. I need to bring them somewhere that's suitably flashy and pretentious to impress their innocent (hah!) young minds with the information that I am extremely hip 'n' happenin'*, without unduly stretching my rather meagre funds. Essentially, I want to cover myself with glory for a tenner. Ideas, anyone? Please note that Sally and Jenny are both of the short-skirted, poptastic variety** and would appreciate venues thus inclined.
*Please note that the use of the phrase 'hip 'n' happening' immediately excludes me this grouping. Forever.
**Actually, Jenny less so. I found The Kinks and Radiohead in her car on Sunday.
4 comments:
short skirted poptastic venues dont come cheap - believe me im the one with a short skirt and a long credit card bill ( ya proud of me looser i made that up myself) i say get astonishingly drunk in the house and thus the choice of venue will be limited to those places that would actually allow such debauchery on their premises- failing that - qbar, flannerys, tramco always me favourites -
Q-Bar all the way. I fell over in a mini skirt, flashed all, dropped a pint on my feet, picked glass from shoes/ toes (cant remember which) and only spent 50 squids. And wasn't thrown out.
Yeah, but you're not allowed back anymore, are you? Loser. Even I amn't barred from QBar.
I AM allowed back Lucy, if that is your real name. And 'amnt' isn't a word. Who did YOU pay for the English degree?
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