I got a computer. It is terrific. Mainly because sitting in front of it, gazing aimlessly out my bedroom window makes me feel like I'm Carrie Bradshaw. Except my crumby mother won't let me smoke in the house or faff about in my bra and pants. 'You are stifling my creative capacity, bitch!' I said but she was having none of it. So I am left with typing obscure, neurotic questions while pouting. Brilliant.
And it has so many other uses! For a start, the printer (not pictured here) provides me with extra surface space to house all the huge, fuck-off books I'll never get around to reading but which make me look intellectual. Then there's the physical benefits: why did I spend so long dealing cards to myself when this little baby will deal me new hands of solitare all day long? This thing is a GODSEND.
Thursday, December 01, 2005
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If you did not previously have a computer, how were you blogging?
In work? Duh!
It's pretty like you, I mean me.
What the fuck do you need the other keyboard for?!
Gasp! I have that same Mucha picture in my bathroom. Coincidence?
Tsck Lucy. The nasty men at the cmputer shop have diddled you. You need only buy the one keyboard.
No, I NEEDED that keyboard. Can't quite remember why now, but.
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