Friday, December 16, 2005

Ecards don't count, dickhead

Christmas is great, isn't it? I have two Christmas parties this weekend, two! I am so industrious, I have two jobs. Two! I have no presents bought though. Is that a problem? I'm making everyone mix CDs this year anyway. Lucy's Sounds 2005, I'm calling it. And just now, I wrote some Christmas cards. Two! Me! Writing Christmas cards! Wild. I don't remember anyone's address though, so I can't write any more. And you all have such humdrum names! If any of you were sending me a card, all you need write on it is 'Lucy Aughney, Tramore' and I would get it! No word of a lie. Je suis une femme unique.

So...did you send my card yet?

4 comments:

Joey said...

Your card's being HAND DELIVERED all the way from Auckland New Zealand! Fagan has it packed and all.

I asked a barman over here did he know the fair Lucille and he did. So there you go. Famous. No, infamous...

Linus said...

I looked it up, and there are six billion people in the world, and a thorough search reveals one Linus Ingoldsby. WHERE'S MY UNIQUE CARD?

Anonymous said...

Even if there were millions of Lucy Aughneys - there would be only ONE you!!!!
... Now for cheese like that I deserve more than a mixed cd!!!

fuzzbrian said...

no.