Wednesday, November 01, 2006

No goats sacrificed

The Pagan wedding SUCKED. Druids new year, my eye, Dee. There I was, all set for a naked handfasting in a clearing and Dee's goddamned mother steps in and insists it has to be in a church. I had to take communion and everything! Don't worry, I never swallow.

Also, newly discovered fact: Lucy gets an unexplained moistness in her eyes during the groom's speech: 'Deirdre is my life and the only gift I will never get tired of being grateful for.' Tune in tomorrow to discover that Lucy has large muscley thing in chest which pumps blood! Who knew?!


Huw said...

Ye gods! What could this muscley thing be? Sounds gruesome.

Chris Cope said...

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Maybe it was just hayfever. Or a sudden change in barometric pressure.