Wednesday, November 08, 2006

I like to go FAAAAAST. But it's scary

My driving is going well, thanks for asking. My only problems linger in gears, steering, lights, wipers, mirrors, braking, accelerating, stopping, starting, roundabouts and reversing. Oh, and other cars. Other cars are a bitch. Everytime I see another car coming near me I screech 'back, fuckhead, baaaack!'. My driving instructor loves me. Who doesn't, I hear you ask. Exactly. The other day we were approaching Riverstown and he said 'okay, we're going to take a right here' and I duly swung my indicators to the left. Yeaaa!

Oh, and pedestrians? FUCK OFF. If you dare to cross the road in front of me I will run you over. I have serious troubles slowing the car down without cutting out so if it's between your life and me having to restart my car in the middle of the road... well, I don't even know you. And I love me.

11 comments:

fuzzbrian said...

a few less pedestrians in Riverstown won't do anyone any harm

Jen said...

Brian your an f'n snob

fuzzbrian said...

that's "A f'n snob", not "AN". your lame grasp of grammar insults me more!

Voodoolady said...

oooh, bitch fight!!

Marie said...

O Augh you know what cracks me up even more than that post, the fact that Brian McCarten winds people up and gets a thrill out of seeing people react hilarious...

Jen said...

Eh, actally its 'a fucking snob' but 'an f'n snob'.

fuzzbrian said...

NDEFINITE ARTICLE

A / AN

Use 'a' with nouns starting with a consonant (letters that are not vowels),
'an' with nouns starting with a vowel (a,e,i,o,u)

Examples:

A boy
An apple
A f'n snob

Jen said...

Its not about the written, its about the speaking of it.....ie. a farm but f'n is pronounced eff'n so therefore its 'an'

fuzzbrian said...

hey, who you trying to convince here jenny?

Jen said...

Spoken like the trely defeated.

NunsInTheNip said...

Luce, good to see that as a lady, you are using your mirrors to see the cars behind you. You must have a male driving instructor ;-o