My driving is going well, thanks for asking. My only problems linger in gears, steering, lights, wipers, mirrors, braking, accelerating, stopping, starting, roundabouts and reversing. Oh, and other cars. Other cars are a bitch. Everytime I see another car coming near me I screech 'back, fuckhead, baaaack!'. My driving instructor loves me. Who doesn't, I hear you ask. Exactly. The other day we were approaching Riverstown and he said 'okay, we're going to take a right here' and I duly swung my indicators to the left. Yeaaa!
Oh, and pedestrians? FUCK OFF. If you dare to cross the road in front of me I will run you over. I have serious troubles slowing the car down without cutting out so if it's between your life and me having to restart my car in the middle of the road... well, I don't even know you. And I love me.
9 comments:
a few less pedestrians in Riverstown won't do anyone any harm
Brian your an f'n snob
that's "A f'n snob", not "AN". your lame grasp of grammar insults me more!
O Augh you know what cracks me up even more than that post, the fact that Brian McCarten winds people up and gets a thrill out of seeing people react hilarious...
Eh, actally its 'a fucking snob' but 'an f'n snob'.
NDEFINITE ARTICLE
A / AN
Use 'a' with nouns starting with a consonant (letters that are not vowels),
'an' with nouns starting with a vowel (a,e,i,o,u)
Examples:
A boy
An apple
A f'n snob
Its not about the written, its about the speaking of it.....ie. a farm but f'n is pronounced eff'n so therefore its 'an'
hey, who you trying to convince here jenny?
Spoken like the trely defeated.
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