Just so you all can keep up on the various inhabitants of my home, this is a picture of the spider who now lives in my bathroom. My finger is included for scale. Yes, I know: I am an artist. The mother won't allow him to be removed as spiders are lucky, apparently. Kate's faith is based on a curious mixture of superstition and prayers. She is currently speaking to God on a regular basis asking for his intervention on behalf of about a dozen people. Exams, people. And interviews and things. Kate has a direct line to God. She lights candles every morning and says: 'Right, this one is for Marie's exams, this is for Sally's exams, this is for Donal's interview, this is for the Oscar's sore eye, this is for my boss to get bumped off while on his holidays...'
I'm kidding! She doesn't pray for that. Prayers don't solve everything.
This is getting dull. I might just push this blog off a cliff.
10 comments:
Pushing stuff off a cliff is my idea. PATENT PENDING!
it got dull fucking ages ago lucy, wake up and smell the sleep-eye.
Has Kate forgotten to include You in her prayers/lighting candles ritual? Or does she think your gone past that and no amount of praying/candles shite will help or maybe she has a special candle for you with your name on it!
Either way i'm sure she loves you all the same....
What do I care if it's dull for anyone else? It's all about ME.
u promised me prayers from kate im thinkin of changin denominations but think athetist suits me enough as it is
That spider is MASSIVE!
Either that or you have a very small finger.
I am lighting a candle for your blog.
I only see one finger. Are you talking about the two legs of the spider that are formed in a V over your protruding forefinger?
Lucy said...
What do I care if it's dull for anyone else? It's all about ME.
Lucy also said:
This is getting dull. I might just push this blog off a cliff.
Hypocricy is the lowest form of wit lucy.
'Hypocricy is the lowest form of wit lucy'
As opposed to your dazzling contributions to this blog and infact to the human race. YA!
Post a Comment