Wow. Thank you all. Sally is majorly delighted. If she could figure out how to post a comment, and if she had time off from faffing about college and flicking her hair she would tell you herself. Instead, I will do it for her. This is thank you, Sally style:
Tnx so much!U guys roc!!Can sum1 get me a job in da Gap now?and sum fake id i wnt b 19 for like a whole month.Tnx again!!!
She means it you guys. Also, I know Canada doesn't have an STD named after it. That was just me trying to be funny. Failing miserably, as usual. Anyway. Next problem up for group discussion: Jenny Len spilt Lucozade on my new brown leather bag last weekend. It won't come off when I rub it or when I frown at it. Suggestions from the floor?
PS: I'm going to be in Dublin next weekend. Get the lead out you guys. And the vodka. The lead isn't actually necessary. That was just me trying to be an asshole. Successfully, I think we can all agree.