Friday, January 27, 2006

I am a horrid, scabrous wretch

Don't mind me. One of my regular bouts of self-loathing just kicked in, should be over it by March. I have a coldsore on my lip, a plaster on my thumb and multiple cuts on my knees. So the scabrous bit is about right. In happier news I have decided I want a hamster for my birthday. My good buddy Roisin whose mum owns the pet shop here in Tramore says they only cost about a tenner! I would keep him in a drawer in my room and feed him grapes. Make sure to check no-one else is getting me one before you buy though; apparently if you have two they end up eating each other. You get them to mate by leaving them in a bucket for half an hour together, any longer and one would eat the other. Which, admittedly, would be cool but I really couldn't face cleaning up the mess.

By the way, Wednesday night is off-limit for all future conversations. I don't want to talk about it. The cuts on my knees are memory enough.

12 comments:

Mossy said...

So.....What? Shorts?

Kylee said...

wow..thats how I feel about myself sometimes too..sucks huh.

Linus said...

That's why I gave up drink, largely. There's only so many times you can towel off your extremities and go back to normal life. Eventually one will be ejected from the human race for stinking up the place.

Voodoolady said...

Lucy, I think you should give up the drink, I've seen first hand the effects of last weeks foray into cork nightlife.

sally said...

Exactly Miss, older, should be setting an example, 22 yr old sister of mine.........tell them the story Lucy, Its quite true to every day unfairness in this corrupt society, that the little people are forced to pick up the pieces from the big people's mess

Anonymous said...

lucy aughney i have had nites out where i threw myself onto floor in drunken stupor/sexy dance moves that my knees swelled so much i cudnt straighten legs next day but im sure it was a good nite swelling goes down and mobility of the knee joint is hugely over rated!sorry cudnt join ya 4 wed nite fun in cork was miserably broke :(

Anonymous said...

hey sally!cool great minds think alike postin at same time

Anonymous said...

hey sally should post her version of events or will i just wait 4 d cop report???

liz said...

jeez amy i dunno who would be the bigger piss head it would have to be a toss up between your drunken dancing a lucys drunken falls, but by the sounds of things they appear to be one and the same!

Anonymous said...

ha ha marry me lucy!!!!????

Anonymous said...

Loose - dya remember in third year and you thought you had the plague??

Lucy said...

I did have plague. I shook it off though, thank God. Now all I have to do is get over this scurvy and I'm all clear.