My sister is going to Canada for the summer. One of those student-fuck-about-drinking-while-pretending-to-work-and-experience-other-cultures things. I'm sure you've heard of them. At least it keeps the student's from vomiting in Irish gardens, I say. She got a loan from the Credit Union this morning and is pissing herself with excitement at spending the thing. Seeing as she's not going till June and she can't hold on to a tenner for longer than ten minutes, I doubt she'll have much of it left by then. Here's my problem though: Sally looks to me for advice on everything*. I am God to that poor girl. And my knowledge on Canada extends to Bryan Adams and facts gleaned from that South Park film. Does anyone know anything about Canada? Besides the fact that it has an STD named after it, obviously.
*Slight stretching of truth employed here.