Tuesday, November 22, 2005

My evil empire expands...

Great news!

Now you can show your friends just how very shit-cool you are by purchasing your very own Lucy merchandise! Shame them by flashing your Lucy card, assuring your full Lucy discount and value deals! Wow them with your Lucy water bottle! Lucy socks! Lucy light! Lucy music! Lucy figurine! Sleep with Lucy! Is that a Lucy in your pocket? Lucy bones!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lucy get outa tramore its slowly killing you r just driving you insane come to limerick ya muppet!!XXX Guess who???

Huw said...

I would buy your merchandise Lucy, but I know your sort. As soon as I buy the latest vest/headband/pair of driving gloves, you'll only go and bring out a latest version, rendering mine unfashionable and hopelessly out of touch. I just can't afford to let my need for Lucy spiral out of control again.

Joey said...

Lucy, you have hit a new low. Extorting money from your loving fans is a sign that you are now in a depraved state. I think its called Waaaaaaaaterford. Har har har har har har.

Marie said...

I'll have a sleep with with Lucy please.

Joey said...

I've had that. For free. In me car.

Sharon said...

hi lucebag! how's u?

Curly said...

Sorry Lucy, I couldn't afford anything on the list and I've gone for the Sharon range.

liz said...

hiya lucy, i was very dissapointed to find that the lucy figurine is not you! is your entired range a complete fabrication???? qa new low ms aughney claiming what is not yours! x

Marie said...

You are EvIl thats why I am phasing you out...

Chris Cope said...

Damn it. Someone stole my domain name: http://www.chris.com/

Anonymous said...

LUCY ... give us a new post come on... jees !

Joey said...

Im in NZ and all day I sit staring at me 'puter waiting for a post. Sob... sniff... snot... (Do you respond to emotional blackmail actually?)

crabbylady said...

Why is that trunk on the BACK of the undies? No merchandising sense.