Tuesday, November 22, 2005

My evil empire expands...

Great news!

Now you can show your friends just how very shit-cool you are by purchasing your very own Lucy merchandise! Shame them by flashing your Lucy card, assuring your full Lucy discount and value deals! Wow them with your Lucy water bottle! Lucy socks! Lucy light! Lucy music! Lucy figurine! Sleep with Lucy! Is that a Lucy in your pocket? Lucy bones!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lucy get outa tramore its slowly killing you r just driving you insane come to limerick ya muppet!!XXX Guess who???

Huw said...

I would buy your merchandise Lucy, but I know your sort. As soon as I buy the latest vest/headband/pair of driving gloves, you'll only go and bring out a latest version, rendering mine unfashionable and hopelessly out of touch. I just can't afford to let my need for Lucy spiral out of control again.

Anonymous said...

Lucy, you have hit a new low. Extorting money from your loving fans is a sign that you are now in a depraved state. I think its called Waaaaaaaaterford. Har har har har har har.

Anonymous said...

I'll have a sleep with with Lucy please.

Anonymous said...

I've had that. For free. In me car.

Anonymous said...

hi lucebag! how's u?

Curly said...

Sorry Lucy, I couldn't afford anything on the list and I've gone for the Sharon range.

Anonymous said...

You are EvIl thats why I am phasing you out...

Chris Cope said...

Damn it. Someone stole my domain name: http://www.chris.com/

Anonymous said...

LUCY ... give us a new post come on... jees !

Anonymous said...

Im in NZ and all day I sit staring at me 'puter waiting for a post. Sob... sniff... snot... (Do you respond to emotional blackmail actually?)

Anonymous said...

Why is that trunk on the BACK of the undies? No merchandising sense.