Sunday, November 06, 2005

DO NOT burgle my house in my absence

I'm off to Prague tomorrow with the mother and sister. Just letting you know in case you pop in and I'm not around. Also, for future information, I hate people who just 'pop' in. I require notice of your intended visit at least two days in advance so that I can arrange to be out or fabricate a feeble excuse. I will not have my aimless pottering disturbed for anyone.

That is all. Behave yourselves, children.

12 comments:

Joey said...

Hey Lucifer, this has nothing to do with anything, but you know the kit kat ad? All my family guffaw and snort when it comes on and make random Lucy references. You are a legend in the Mitten household. The mother loves you.

Ashleenah said...

The exact same happens in my house --- Oh that Lucy --- my mother exclaims with glee

fuzzbrian said...

all my family guffaw and snort when they make lucy references.

fuzzbrian said...

on another note, you make a good umbrella lucy.

Marie said...

Don't come back Preggers by a Czech hippy!

Chris Cope said...

I, too, find that nothing brings the family together more than references to Lucy. Wait, I think I may have missed something...

Curly said...

Woo hoo! Lets have a blog party on Lucys blog while she's not around - I'll bring the pickled onions on sticks. See you all at 7!

liz said...

lucy make sure you bring back loadsa cheap vodka from prague to feed your habit! just think it should see you clear til xmas and if your very good well bring you back some cheap shite from bulgaria too!

Anonymous said...

and il bring you tuborg from limerick-cos its cheap not cos its brewed here!well maybe it is sure it has a distinctive west of ireland tast about it

Voodoolady said...

Tuborg is brewed by Carlsberg

Joey said...

Lucifer, I know for a FACT that you're home. Update this fucking blog pronto or I'll be forced to come home from NZ and kick yo mutha fuckin ass BI-ATCH. Seriously I think Im listning to too much of The Game.

Joey*** said...

Im home sick! Update the fucking blog. It'll make me feel Im part of the Irish social scene. Pleeeaaase!!!! Och, Im LAMPED. Please stop me from posting shite while full of rum. Come to NZ before its too late!