L'histoire de la table
Another time, Sinead and the table drank all the vodka.
Then this other time, Lucy was cross with the table. Both parties have tried to forget the incident but local folklore claims it was something to do with how the table got Lucy so drunk and fat-looking.
They got over it, and to this day Lucy enjoys hanging out with the table and having a beer.
*Research has proven that it is significantly harder to escape from somewhere if you are sitting in a chair than if you are standing up.