Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Aye, me!

Oh dear. It looks like I do have bronchitis. This is terrible. How can I look Aoife in the eye again, knowing that she has been right about something? Also, I now have to monitor the colour of my mucus to make sure I am not dying a horrible, phlegm-soaked death. Nobody else would notice if I died anyway. Except maybe when the rubbish starts to pile up and they realise I haven't been putting out the wheelie bin.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

having read your link about bronchitis do you not feel that you are being a touch melodramatic? are you an oap? it is therefore unlikely to kill you. have you been smoking lots? that is more likely to be the cause - or if you have given up that is even more likely to be the cause - its cos your lungs are clearing.

i also reckon a phlegm soaked death would be much like drowning and i reckon you being of a slight intelligence may be able to recognise such a problem and see your doctor.

Lucy said...

Linus, you dolt. I meant the people I LIVE WITH wouldnt notice I was dead until the rubbish started to mount up. I fear the bin-collecting men are completely indifferent to my living or dying despite my best efforts to make friends with them. Ah, well.

Lucy said...

Er, right. You're supposed to keep that knowledge hidden. Being a pathetic loser, widely despised by all you know is something you should really keep to yourself.